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Vodka and Water – by: Jake

Odette’s gone for a month. The whole street is quiet. The football game is out of town this weekend and almost everyone left to follow them to Atlanta. I went out to a club last night with my roommate. I figured I would try and forget about her. The club played some serious booty musicContinue reading “Vodka and Water – by: Jake”

Apricots – by: Jake

I had a lot of studying I needed to do with a huge biology test looming. I put my head back on my pillow and looked through my open window at the branches of the flowering apricot tree. It was like a cruel joke. Odette used lotion on her skin that smelled exactly like theContinue reading “Apricots – by: Jake”

Dented Truck

Odette’s husband is fucking crazy. When he looked me in the eye, pressed the gas and nailed my truck, he had his kid in the car. And Odette just as crazy because she thought it was funny. They honestly deserve each other. I nailed that asshole in the face, and in true Chris-form he justContinue reading “Dented Truck”

Surfing In Florida – by: Jake

This weekend I took (my dog) Milo and met some guys out at Sebastian Inlet to go surfing. We got there at sunrise, prime feeding time for sharks so I wouldn’t let Milo in the water…which was pretty difficult since he is a surf lab. I had to keep him company on the sand. SoContinue reading “Surfing In Florida – by: Jake”

All’s Fair In… -by Jake

I know some people might think that I am an asshole for what I did. But everyone knows that all’s fair in love and war, and today it was simply time for me to take control of the situation. I honestly couldn’t get to the stadium fast enough. I formed the words in my headContinue reading “All’s Fair In… -by Jake”

Purpose – by Jake

When I saw Odette walking down the street this morning I knew something was up, just with how she was walking quickly with purpose… I pressed pause, put the controller down and went to my front door and and called out her name. She looked over for a second and waved a small wave thenContinue reading “Purpose – by Jake”

A Place To Think – By Jake

Odette goes jogging just about every evening. She usually looks at my house as she passes by. I wonder what she is thinking about when she looks over here. I see her clearly from my living room and Milo barks when she gets close. I always want to go out and join her so todayContinue reading “A Place To Think – By Jake”

By, Jake

I’m actually almost feeling sorry for that guy. I’ve always thought, if he can’t satisfy his wife, then fuck him, I’ll do it for him. But after he came over today, for a few minutes I actually felt like maybe what I was doing wasn’t such a good idea. He just opened my door onContinue reading “By, Jake”

It Started Out As A Joke – By Jake

We see the cute mom from down the street go for a jog every day and my roommate, Chad, is always pointing her out and saying stupid shit that I won’t repeat here.